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starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

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Complaining about Scooby Doo is a Scooby Don't: Okay, Brony fandom, let’s look at some figures here.Poni Parade is a...

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emdefmek:

ohgodfurries:

emdefmek:

theshitpeopletweet:

stalf:

Okay, Brony fandom, let’s look at some figures here.

Poni Parade is a recent adult pony art project that just finished being funded. This was the end result:

Now, let’s look at some other dollar amounts.

The Humble Brony Bundle, which gave funds to the Humble Indie Bundle, which in…

This is pretty informative so please give this a read to see how the Pony Fandom really is when it comes to giving people money and how they only care about their own desires rather then the desires of others.

Porn sells, just compare porn to charity in general and you’ll see similar numbers.

This isn’t a brony thing, this is a sentient-species-who-is-obsessed-with-sex thing

MeltyMod: And wow that doesn’t mean this is ok ??? It’s pathetic that bronies cry about people emphasizing the bad in their fandom when they pull shit like this.

“This isn’t a brony thing, this is a sentient-species-who-is-obsessed-with-sex thing”
ha ha ha no, speak for yourself.

I am not emphasizing that bronies are good or bad. I am just pointing out that they are human.

The running total of money accrued in the popular charity “Child’s Play” in the year 2012

$17,596,670

(Check under “Annual Totals”)

If the multiple sources I found from a simple google search are anywhere near accurate, on average around $3075.64 is spent on internet porn every second.

There are 60 seconds in a minute,

$184,538.40 a minute

There are 60 minutes in an hour

$11,072,304 an hour

there are 24 hours in a day

$265,735,296 a day. I could stop here but fuck it let the math continue

there are about 30 days in a month

$7,972,058,880 a month

there are 12 months in a year

$95,664,706,560 a year versus $17,596,670 accrued by Child’s Play in the year 2012

If you want to show the statistics and say you personally don’t like that we as a species value and spend more money on porn than charities be my guest, you have every right to. But don’t say it’s something exclusive to bronies, because it’s not. And saying it is only makes you look like a condescending passive aggressive asshole.

Reblogging because I’m bored and waiting for the bus and people are still dumb

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jackpowerx:

zenpencils:

SOPHIE SCHOLL ‘The fire within’

I legit teared up at this.

DANG SON, THATS SOME POTENT SHIT RIGHT THERE

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gamefreaksnz:

Microsoft unveils next-gen Xbox One

Microsoft has unveiled Xbox One, the latest video gaming console it believes will “transform games, TV and entertainment for the 21st century living room”.

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yoccu:

drawing silly arts at my sisters where there are caaaats

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jitterbugjive:

lexiedark:

mlpartconfessions:

MLPAC note - In response to this post.

Has she lost her damn mind? A vagina is a vagina, it works the same way, and it looks the same thing. Minus the wrinkly look. Look at a IRL horse, and a pony from the show. What’s the difference? They’re not wrinkly. That’s why. But there are those who think realism must be added to EVERYTHING.

Just draw what you want to draw. It’s YOUR ART, YOU draw what YOU want to draw. End of story. <3

- Anonymous

Oh but when it comes to a horse dick all you bronies draw realism.
Fun fact horse vag does not look like a human vag! You want to know why? The horse body is shaded differently than the human body!! OMG LIKE BIG SHOCKER THERE

I’m going to call bullshit right here and now on that statement. Anatomically, most artists draw stallion dicks oversized compared to their bodies, and they draw the testicles like canid or human in terms of location.

I’m so damn tired of people bitching that people draw horse dicks properly but not vaginas when they in fact, DO NOT draw them properly.

Seriously are you even AWARE of where a horse’s dick is located? They’re actually closer to the stomach than most people draw them.

Do you even realize their ballsacks are far apart and on the sides, and NOT hanging down behind them floppily like a dog?

Also the tip of a stallion’s dick is a bit flared and frilled, people don’t draw that either. They give it a smooth tip, and make the girth human-like rather than long and thin like a horse should be.

No, apparently you don’t know fuck-all about horse anatomy because you’re too busy staring up mare’s vaginas to even give a single fuck about what a stallion’s anatomy should look like.

Kindly shut the fuck up and let people draw what the want, it’s fucking cartoon porn, it’s not anatomy study.

Jitterbug Jive: getting angry about horse dicks since 1985 (est)

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noelleandbutts:

witchofmindandlogic:

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setanada:

darthsoror:

drik gef off the goddnam whatever the fucj that is

My favorite part was when he shouted “I’m looking for Jake”

isn’t this the same dirk that was doing backflips in the lobby the first day?

I think that was the dirk that did a flip over me in the middle of the street….

i think that IS dirk

Well fuck.

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So today my mom and I were shopping and we found some Doctor Who stuff and she said, “Ugh, Doctor Who is for BOYS.”

ayehchai:

invaderphantom0104:

I WANT EVERY SINGLE FEMALE WHOVIAN TO REBLOG THIS TO SHOW MY MOM THAT DOCTOR WHO IS FOR GIRLS AND BOYS.

C’mon! Let’s show her the power of the female Whovians!!! :D