iquey:

grimsage:

iquey:

Between the funny game physics and getting used to the cursor number measurements, this game basically became Attack on Trigonometry.

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I am 23 today. Adulthood is using math to semi-cheat at video games. The cursor numbers are actually very useful once you learn how to use them to your advantage.

Should perform similar for equator cut diagram. I don’t think I’m far enough entrenched in game to do myself.

You should! I would love to see anyone else’s diagram of how they do the “fly by” spinny cut kill without actually landing and standing.

I’ve mostly taken on new knowledge from tutorials n stuff thus far. The death from above thing (above) typically has worked best by hooking the nose and sailing directly over (if you pull it off just right you’re able to stab the nape right off) and the equator cut (from ground + front) has been most successful starting with a run to either side prior to hooking the front of the neck (after which I’ve mostly just reeled in and gotten just under 1000 maximum (literally 999 like wow)

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It’s official, I seriously need to cosplay Homura. So many tears during this rewatching. Tbh I’d like to cosplay any puella magi, priority order Homura> Madoka> Nagisa> Mami> Sayaka.

Sidenote: I’m sorry, I really couldn’t sleep but didn’t want to do anything either.

imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:

If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?

If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?

If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?

Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.

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ohgodhesloose:

cheskamouse:

faethebunny:

svidrigailovskaya:

v10l3n7:

dicklessturdpusher:

almightybob:

agoodcartoon:

sadly, a person making minimum wage in america would be baffled by seeing a bill larger than a $5 or $1. a good cartoon.

written by someone that’s never been to or worked in retail

"you deserve poverty for giving me poor customer service"

I hope the person who made that cartoon dies a painful death.
and furthermore I’ll work circles around you, dickhead.
oh ps. what kind of name is Rob Smith Jr?????

"*this is a true story"
somehow i highly doubt it.

As someone who has done a lot in retail; this is literally impossible. The damn cash register tells you what change to give. The artist definitely pulled this one out of their ass

Ass, brain, whats the difference?

The best part that undermines the cartoonist’s intent is that, if she’s demanding $11/hour and the meal is $10.60, it means right now she can’t even afford to eat where she works with an hour’s pay.

ohgodhesloose:

cheskamouse:

faethebunny:

svidrigailovskaya:

v10l3n7:

dicklessturdpusher:

almightybob:

agoodcartoon:

sadly, a person making minimum wage in america would be baffled by seeing a bill larger than a $5 or $1. a good cartoon.

written by someone that’s never been to or worked in retail

"you deserve poverty for giving me poor customer service"

I hope the person who made that cartoon dies a painful death.

and furthermore I’ll work circles around you, dickhead.

oh ps. what kind of name is Rob Smith Jr?????

"*this is a true story"

somehow i highly doubt it.

As someone who has done a lot in retail; this is literally impossible. The damn cash register tells you what change to give. The artist definitely pulled this one out of their ass

Ass, brain, whats the difference?

The best part that undermines the cartoonist’s intent is that, if she’s demanding $11/hour and the meal is $10.60, it means right now she can’t even afford to eat where she works with an hour’s pay.

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ethankwolfe:

xthefaceofthefacelessx:

karin-420:

xthefaceofthefacelessx:

magnacarterholygrail:

so-treu:

LIKE SHE’S NOT EVEN BEING SUBTLE ABOUT THE SHIT

religion: nicki minaj destroying and being disgusted at phallic symbols

I actually feel sorry for Americas youth.  This is your role model.  My role model is my father.  And I can spell whole words too. 

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broe you are 40 years old i’m pretty sure youve raised america’s youth

I haven’t. Because if I’d raised Americas youth, my daughters would value themselves more than using banana as a phallic symbol for being a dick in her mouth. And if my daughter liked a dick in her mouth, she wouldn’t advertise it to the world. A freak in the sheets but a lady in the streets.

I’m feeling second-hand embarrassment for a 36-year-old man what even is this.

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vegayta:

now why is platonic cuddling so frowned upon in society fuck you man if i wanna cuddle my bff i will fucking cuddle my bff youll need a fucking crowbar to pry me off you son of a bitch

(Source: helmofhades)

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lifehackable:

More Food Hacks Here

I was very confused at first because I didn’t understand the bending. I also don’t think that pizza boxes will all bend and rip that easily.

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Judas, I never posted this? Huh, well, this is from my trip to Hungry Boys Burgers just before working at my grandparent’s a long while back. At some point in that same time frame my dad was making up a CMC shield for my brother (and we still have it too) and then giving it arm-holds. He brought it to last Renfaire, I think.

Anyways, the food: A mountain of onion rings, and a burrito about the size of my forearm. According to that hand in that picture, I think I’ve definitely lost a few pounds since, huh. Anyways, the burrito in question had like. All of the meat. and eggs, potatoes, basically everything. It’s the Suicide big burrito on the menu. Onion rings were good but needed salted, easy fix tableside. Grandpa’s meal was a touch more regular, eggs n toast or something. I forget eggsactly what, but we were both satisfied. I don’t remember what I drank but I want to go back there now.

toukos:

u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT

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hensa:

slugboxcreatureart:

fuck them princess bitches

YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MUCH THIS IS MY MOST FAVORITE IMAGE ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET, YOU JUST DO NOT KNOW.

hensa:

slugboxcreatureart:

fuck them princess bitches

YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MUCH THIS IS MY MOST FAVORITE IMAGE ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET, YOU JUST DO NOT KNOW.

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